whatisreal | A quest just for Iron!

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A quest just for Iron!

[You start off in a familiar room that you'll remember from a previous adventure.]

[Once again, you'll find that you were much smaller than you previously were before.]

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That does not mean that you cannot be real!

...What m-makes me Real, to you?

The fact you are here, speaking to me, that I am capable of picking you up...

That you listen to any story I tell, whether it is truth or not.

...They weren't all t-true?

[a pause, then it shakes its head]

You're very k-kind um...I've b-been wanting to ask...

[ nodding ]

Yes?

D-Do you...have a p-patron...?

No, I am not patroned.

D-Do you...want one...?

--I would be interested in one.

[ '-'!! ]

[...!!!]

C-Can I be your p-patron?

[ !!! ]

I would be honored to have you as my patron!

Oh! Oh! T-Thank you! Thank you! I'm so happy!

C-Can I see your k-key, for a moment?

[ happily presents his key!! ]

[briefly kisses the key, and when Iron takes the key back, he'll find he has another plush key made of velveteen]

[ and then bowing down before proudly looking back at Cutie ]

I, here called Iron and called Owain at home, son of the legendary heroes Lissa, princess of Ylisse, and Lon'qu, champion to the West Khan of Regna Ferox Basilio, do hereby swear to serve you well as your knight and bring you nothing but honor!